zeristor 40 minutes ago

I’ve not used cash for several years, it means I can’t buy Fish & Chips around here, but I can live with that.

Strange that people get hung up on something that has been around for a few hundred years.

zabzonk 16 hours ago

I think you probably have to be dead (apart from the current monarch) for this, so much as I love Sir David (and wish him to carry on), I guess it has to be the late and much lamented Sir Terry.

Though if we want to honour Sir David, perhaps a break with tradition and have some cockroaches crawling in bat shit? I'm sure he would like that.

sorry i can't find david looking ecstatic, up to his groin in bat guano. not with david, but pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Pby_XgXF0EI

  • zeristor 38 minutes ago

    Until I read the article I had assumed you meant Terry Wogan.

    Terry Pritchett is an amazing wordsmith though.